How much do I love Reddit?

Today I was eating breakfast. It was cereal, Raisin Bran. I want to say it was the generic version of Raisin Bran, because it wasn't Post brand Raisin Bran, but it was still actually called raisin bran. I guess Post must not have registered that name. I wonder why? Maybe they weren't the first to make a cereal from Raisin and Bran? It's a good idea, I like them. I eat them a lot, especially when I find the generic version on sale. Sometimes the bran on the other brands gets soggier in the milk, but the raisins are almost always the same (except the sugar-- I like Post's sugar. I mean, it's probably the same sugar, but they somehow get it in all the little wrinkles on the raisin.) The other thing is, maybe Raisin Bran isn't specific enough to register as a trademark. Are other cereals trademarked? I wonder if rice crispies, shredded wheat, etc are trademarked?

Oh yeah so anyway I was eating raisin bran (Raisin Bran?) and reading Reddit when I read this comment by a guy named Bozarker. It was really weird because the top comment was this one link, and the second comment was a link to a comment IN the top comment, so for a minute I was like "WTF" but then I was like "oh" and I realize what was going on. I hadn't clicked the top link, so I was like "hmmm, I guess I'll click it" and it was this guy with his hand down the girl's pants. It was SOO SICK and I was like "ew" and for a minute the soggy bran in my mouth made me want to puke. The guy was touching the girl, like, in her PRIVATES! Seriously! So anyway, I had already read the comment, and at the time it didn't make sense, but the comment was also gross, it was about a sister and a brother who was (can I write this on the internet? I hope I don't get in trouble) m*st*rb*t*ng and she.. well... she *touched* him.. down there. EWWW. Like, at first I laughed just from shock, but it was so gross that then I, like, cried.

So anyway, shoutout to http://www.reddit.com/user/codepoet for his suggestion, you were right. At first I thought "is he being rude" but then I thought "maybe he is serious" and then I said to myself, "I'm an interesting guy, he must have been serious." So then I was excited, and then I went to "blogger" but then I had to do all this registering, and I was like, oh, man, that's not fun. But then I registered, and now I can talk to the world all at once. Thanks for the feedback world!